1 00:00:05,015 --> 00:00:07,019 ♪ ("SPOTLIGHT" BY JESSIE WARE PLAYING) ♪ 2 00:00:07,021 --> 00:00:09,014 Good evening, followers. 3 00:00:09,016 --> 00:00:12,000 ♪ Ain't enough to say... ♪ 4 00:00:12,002 --> 00:00:14,023 Gossip Girl here. Your one and only source for the truth 5 00:00:15,001 --> 00:00:18,016 behind the scandalous lies of New York's elite. 6 00:00:19,008 --> 00:00:20,002 What's all that rustling 7 00:00:20,004 --> 00:00:22,002 reverberating through the twilight? 8 00:00:22,004 --> 00:00:26,016 Why, that's the echo of anxiety, the jangling of nerves 9 00:00:26,018 --> 00:00:28,018 in preparation for a big night ahead. 10 00:00:28,020 --> 00:00:31,012 And what exactly is on the docket 11 00:00:31,014 --> 00:00:31,022 this September evening? 12 00:00:32,015 --> 00:00:34,022 An autumn equinox affair? 13 00:00:35,017 --> 00:00:38,006 Opening night at the ballet? 14 00:00:39,003 --> 00:00:41,004 Or something more essential? 15 00:00:43,009 --> 00:00:45,013 -♪ ♪ 16 00:00:45,015 --> 00:00:48,020 Annual parent-teacher conferences. 17 00:00:48,022 --> 00:00:51,008 -New shoes? -GG's gone to her head. 18 00:00:51,010 --> 00:00:53,000 I just got worried I wouldn't make a good impression. 19 00:00:53,002 --> 00:00:55,010 But on the Upper East Side, 20 00:00:55,012 --> 00:00:56,022 they do things differently. 21 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:59,017 The students aren't the ones under review. 22 00:00:59,019 --> 00:01:01,018 -It's the teachers. Put that away. 23 00:01:01,020 --> 00:01:02,022 It just looks like she's texting. 24 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:06,014 On parent-teacher night? That's even worse. 25 00:01:06,016 --> 00:01:09,014 Last time, Alec Baldwin confiscated my phone. 26 00:01:09,016 --> 00:01:11,000 I never got it back. 27 00:01:11,002 --> 00:01:13,002 Oh, Mr. Calloway. 28 00:01:13,004 --> 00:01:15,018 -Hi, Davis. -That's Julien's dad? 29 00:01:15,020 --> 00:01:18,006 -Always a pleasure. 30 00:01:18,008 --> 00:01:19,002 My pleasure, not yours. 31 00:01:19,004 --> 00:01:22,002 He's a Constance parent hall-of-famer. 32 00:01:22,004 --> 00:01:24,001 More Grammys than Diplo and Calvin Harris combined. 33 00:01:24,003 --> 00:01:27,015 Davis also underwrites our art scholarship, 34 00:01:27,017 --> 00:01:29,019 the one Zoya Lott currently holds. 35 00:01:29,021 --> 00:01:31,019 Bet he still doesn't know she even goes here. 36 00:01:31,021 --> 00:01:32,022 Who wants to tell him? 37 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:36,019 Ooh, maybe Gossip Girl! Tag him in something! 38 00:01:38,016 --> 00:01:40,002 You haven't posted a single tip in days. 39 00:01:40,004 --> 00:01:42,009 I haven't had time to verify anything. 40 00:01:42,011 --> 00:01:44,007 This is working too well to risk it. 41 00:01:44,009 --> 00:01:47,008 She's right. Someone actually raised their hand in class yesterday. 42 00:01:48,001 --> 00:01:49,002 To ask a question. 43 00:01:49,004 --> 00:01:50,019 Because they're all running scared. 44 00:01:50,021 --> 00:01:51,021 Nobody wants to be the next target. 45 00:01:51,023 --> 00:01:55,003 I'm just waiting for the perfect thing, 46 00:01:55,005 --> 00:01:57,006 and then I'll post. 47 00:01:57,008 --> 00:01:59,015 While the parents play with the politics of privilege, 48 00:01:59,017 --> 00:02:01,004 where are their heirs? 49 00:02:03,013 --> 00:02:07,000 -Deep in Dumbo, of course. -Wish you were here. 50 00:02:07,002 --> 00:02:10,012 Looks like somebody wasn't invited to the party. 51 00:02:10,014 --> 00:02:13,000 So, to review, I'm off to meet your teachers, 52 00:02:13,002 --> 00:02:14,004 and you're still grounded until further notice. 53 00:02:15,014 --> 00:02:16,018 Are we clear? 54 00:02:17,022 --> 00:02:19,016 I know you still feel bad. 55 00:02:19,018 --> 00:02:21,008 I'd choose "terrible," personally. 56 00:02:21,010 --> 00:02:23,001 Don't feel terrible for me. 57 00:02:23,003 --> 00:02:25,018 I'm not the thing you should be worrying about right now. 58 00:02:25,020 --> 00:02:28,008 The Headmistress asked to speak to me personally tonight. 59 00:02:28,010 --> 00:02:30,005 And if she pulls the scholarship, I don't know what we'll do. 60 00:02:37,006 --> 00:02:39,010 ♪ ("JAGUAR" BY VICTORIA MONÉT PLAYING) ♪ 61 00:02:39,012 --> 00:02:41,015 ♪ Supersonic pussycat Just like a jaguar... ♪ 62 00:02:41,017 --> 00:02:43,000 I'm going out with my girls tonight, 63 00:02:43,002 --> 00:02:44,015 so I have to look my best. 64 00:02:44,017 --> 00:02:47,023 What do you guys think, Glow Up or Glossier? 65 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:51,017 I'm watching those replies, so weigh in or tag out. 66 00:02:51,019 --> 00:02:53,005 You're protected. We'll hashtag GirlsNightOut, 67 00:02:53,007 --> 00:02:55,013 so that no one would even think about Obie not being here. 68 00:02:55,015 --> 00:02:57,017 How long can we do that? 69 00:02:57,019 --> 00:02:59,016 People are gonna start to notice he's missing. 70 00:02:59,018 --> 00:03:00,018 Well, you're safe through SelfCareSunday, 71 00:03:00,020 --> 00:03:04,012 MeTimeMonday, DinnersWithDaddy, GirlsJustWantToHaveSun, 72 00:03:04,014 --> 00:03:07,007 PetsForVets, PilatesParty, ShoppingWithMySisters, 73 00:03:07,009 --> 00:03:09,003 and of course, ThankYouEssentialWorkers. 74 00:03:09,005 --> 00:03:12,011 So you have... two days to get him back? 75 00:03:13,008 --> 00:03:14,013 And-- And you will. 76 00:03:14,015 --> 00:03:16,008 This is just like that time you took a selfie 77 00:03:16,010 --> 00:03:18,001 in front of the Paul Smith wall in L.A. 78 00:03:18,003 --> 00:03:19,010 and didn't notice the homeless encampment in the BG. 79 00:03:19,012 --> 00:03:21,015 You apologized, 80 00:03:21,017 --> 00:03:24,007 wore that "Bernie babe" tee for a week, and all was forgiven. 81 00:03:24,009 --> 00:03:25,009 I'll talk to him as soon as he gets here, 82 00:03:25,011 --> 00:03:30,002 apologize again, as many times as it takes. I miss him. 83 00:03:30,004 --> 00:03:31,013 He just needs to hear that from me, 84 00:03:31,015 --> 00:03:32,019 and then things can go back to normal. 85 00:03:32,021 --> 00:03:34,007 To the way they were. Right? 86 00:03:35,020 --> 00:03:36,017 -Of course. -Totally. 87 00:03:40,003 --> 00:03:43,018 Oh, thank God. I'm bored. 88 00:03:43,020 --> 00:03:48,014 Only boring people are bored. You are uninspired. 89 00:03:48,016 --> 00:03:49,014 -Inspire me. 90 00:03:49,016 --> 00:03:52,011 You know, you are one of the last people in here 91 00:03:52,013 --> 00:03:53,022 that I don't know intimately. 92 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,001 Just gotta close your eyes and pretend someone's new. 93 00:03:56,003 --> 00:03:58,001 -I do it all the time. How monoga-musty. 94 00:03:58,003 --> 00:04:00,017 No, I do not have to close my eyes 95 00:04:00,019 --> 00:04:02,002 and fantasize about anything. 96 00:04:02,004 --> 00:04:06,021 I allow myself to sample everything. 97 00:04:07,006 --> 00:04:07,007 Hmm. 98 00:04:09,020 --> 00:04:12,002 How about you, Aki? There are nerve endings 99 00:04:12,004 --> 00:04:13,016 that two hands alone cannot stimulate, 100 00:04:13,018 --> 00:04:16,015 and I count six among us. 101 00:04:16,017 --> 00:04:19,012 Never in a million years, but thanks for thinking of me. 102 00:04:20,022 --> 00:04:23,011 Oh, looks like someone didn't wanna show up 103 00:04:23,013 --> 00:04:24,016 to the parent-teacher conferences. 104 00:04:24,018 --> 00:04:28,019 Perhaps he's more interested in the student-teacher congress? 105 00:04:29,013 --> 00:04:31,003 Happy hunting. 106 00:04:31,005 --> 00:04:33,005 -Oh. 107 00:04:33,021 --> 00:04:35,005 Hmm. Of course. 108 00:04:35,007 --> 00:04:37,012 "Dear Katherine. We're sorry you were unable 109 00:04:37,014 --> 00:04:39,013 to attend tonight's parent-teacher meetings. 110 00:04:39,015 --> 00:04:41,001 If you would like to speak with faculty 111 00:04:41,003 --> 00:04:42,023 in regards to Audrey's progress, 112 00:04:43,001 --> 00:04:45,007 please do not hesitate to..." never respond to this 113 00:04:45,009 --> 00:04:48,015 or show up to anything related to your daughter's life. 114 00:04:48,017 --> 00:04:50,000 And I'm BCCed like I'm her mother. 115 00:04:50,002 --> 00:04:53,003 Well, maybe she had a good reason. 116 00:04:53,005 --> 00:04:55,009 Like all the other times? 117 00:04:55,011 --> 00:04:57,004 Can't find the exit to her bed? 118 00:04:57,006 --> 00:04:59,015 Designing athleisurewear just too stressful? 119 00:04:59,017 --> 00:05:02,004 Or maybe, since it's only anecdotally about her, 120 00:05:02,006 --> 00:05:03,014 she couldn't even give a shit? 121 00:05:03,016 --> 00:05:04,021 No, Kiki loves you. 122 00:05:04,023 --> 00:05:06,003 Try to remember what she's been through. 123 00:05:06,005 --> 00:05:07,016 For the past 16 years? 124 00:05:07,018 --> 00:05:10,002 Her line's in trouble. She's got a divorce. 125 00:05:10,004 --> 00:05:11,008 -A divorce! 126 00:05:11,010 --> 00:05:12,018 Can you just, like, show her a little empathy? 127 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:15,003 Akeno, I love you, 128 00:05:15,005 --> 00:05:17,000 but I'm not paying for this session. 129 00:05:20,023 --> 00:05:23,001 Can you... Yeah, just like that. 130 00:05:23,014 --> 00:05:24,014 Oh. 131 00:05:31,001 --> 00:05:32,004 They need to get back together fast, 132 00:05:32,006 --> 00:05:36,005 or I can kiss an Edelman summer internship goodbye. 133 00:05:36,007 --> 00:05:37,012 Her followers are bolting. 134 00:05:38,012 --> 00:05:40,015 So, how goes Phantom Limb? 135 00:05:42,007 --> 00:05:45,018 All anyone seems to care about is, "Where's Obie?" 136 00:05:45,020 --> 00:05:47,018 I just didn't realize 137 00:05:47,020 --> 00:05:49,005 how invested my followers were in us as a unit. 138 00:05:49,007 --> 00:05:52,009 Kinda thought they were only there for me. 139 00:05:52,011 --> 00:05:54,015 Maybe that was part of his problem with you. 140 00:05:55,008 --> 00:05:58,021 I'm sorry, I'm on edge. 141 00:05:58,023 --> 00:06:02,018 Aki has poisoned me with logic and reason. 142 00:06:02,020 --> 00:06:04,011 Babe, what's up? 143 00:06:04,013 --> 00:06:06,007 It's Kiki. We don't have to talk about it. 144 00:06:06,009 --> 00:06:07,015 Just 'cause I don't have a mom 145 00:06:07,017 --> 00:06:10,016 doesn't mean I don't wanna talk about problems with yours. 146 00:06:10,018 --> 00:06:12,017 And I actually like living vicariously 147 00:06:12,019 --> 00:06:13,017 through fights I never got to have. 148 00:06:13,019 --> 00:06:17,001 Okay, well, she didn't show to school tonight, 149 00:06:17,003 --> 00:06:18,023 and she probably won't show up to the fundraiser tomorrow. 150 00:06:19,001 --> 00:06:23,018 She just cannot seem to show up. 151 00:06:23,020 --> 00:06:26,002 I don't know why I still let it get to me, you know? 152 00:06:26,004 --> 00:06:29,006 Because you know you're worth showing up for. 153 00:06:29,008 --> 00:06:31,012 And you want your mom to know that, too. 154 00:06:31,014 --> 00:06:34,007 Okay. Let's go see what they're up to. 155 00:06:34,009 --> 00:06:36,009 They're just on Zoya's case. 156 00:06:36,011 --> 00:06:38,012 I know it was stupid of me to think that we'd be instant family, 157 00:06:38,014 --> 00:06:42,001 but Zoya's not a bad person. She hasn't done anything wrong. 158 00:06:42,003 --> 00:06:43,008 Nothing wrong? 159 00:06:43,010 --> 00:06:44,004 Your iconic relationship's on thin ice, 160 00:06:44,006 --> 00:06:47,003 and she's taking a sledgehammer to it. 161 00:06:47,005 --> 00:06:49,000 Has anyone even seen them together? 162 00:06:49,002 --> 00:06:51,021 Has anyone even seen her at all? 163 00:06:51,023 --> 00:06:53,014 She's not responsible for where Obie's at, 164 00:06:53,016 --> 00:06:54,022 and I'm just giving him space. 165 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:58,011 He'll come back. He always does. 166 00:06:58,013 --> 00:07:02,007 Hey Aki, what time is Obie meeting you here? Nine? 167 00:07:02,009 --> 00:07:04,008 Uh... We had dinner at Vinegar Hill House, 168 00:07:04,010 --> 00:07:07,003 and I told him I was meeting everyone after, 169 00:07:07,005 --> 00:07:09,004 -but... -Okay, open your eyes. 170 00:07:09,006 --> 00:07:11,001 You can give him all the space that you want, 171 00:07:11,003 --> 00:07:13,006 but he's no longer in your orbit. He's in hers. 172 00:07:18,015 --> 00:07:21,022 -Hey, what are you doing? -He lives two minutes from here. 173 00:07:24,008 --> 00:07:26,003 Ooh, fast response. That's good, that's encouraging. 174 00:07:26,005 --> 00:07:29,014 "Hitting bed early. Maybe tomorrow." 175 00:07:34,001 --> 00:07:35,004 He said "maybe"? 176 00:07:55,010 --> 00:07:57,009 It's nice not to have to leave the straight guy gap for a change, huh? 177 00:07:57,011 --> 00:08:00,023 Could you wait? This is wildly inappropriate. 178 00:08:01,001 --> 00:08:02,020 I'm not looking. Are you? 179 00:08:05,001 --> 00:08:07,007 Okay, now I'm looking. 180 00:08:08,011 --> 00:08:09,008 Sorry. 181 00:08:09,010 --> 00:08:12,005 It's just, even peripherally, congratulations. 182 00:08:13,010 --> 00:08:16,011 So, why are you not at school sucking up to my dads? 183 00:08:16,013 --> 00:08:18,013 Electives teachers don't have to participate. 184 00:08:18,015 --> 00:08:20,006 Does that mean that you just like to watch, then? 185 00:08:20,008 --> 00:08:22,005 'Cause I could be so into that. 186 00:08:23,011 --> 00:08:25,005 I don't know what you think you're doing, Mr. Wolfe. 187 00:08:25,007 --> 00:08:27,008 What? I'm bored. 188 00:08:27,010 --> 00:08:28,004 Uh... I'm of age. 189 00:08:28,006 --> 00:08:32,001 And I've already had most of Dumbo Hall. 190 00:08:32,003 --> 00:08:34,002 We're off campus. Wanna... 191 00:08:35,003 --> 00:08:37,008 take part in an away game or two? 192 00:08:38,002 --> 00:08:39,001 Hmm? 193 00:08:41,007 --> 00:08:44,008 -I don't fuck my students. -Cool, I'll top then. 194 00:08:44,010 --> 00:08:47,005 For your safety, security, 195 00:08:47,007 --> 00:08:49,013 and continued enrollment in St. Jude's, 196 00:08:49,015 --> 00:08:51,011 I'm gonna pretend this conversation never happened. 197 00:09:07,002 --> 00:09:09,021 Was that Rafa Caparros? 198 00:09:09,023 --> 00:09:12,003 -Uh... Yeah. Why? That's him. 199 00:09:12,005 --> 00:09:14,018 I couldn't walk for a week and didn't want to. 200 00:09:14,020 --> 00:09:16,012 That man is the fuck of New York. 201 00:09:16,014 --> 00:09:18,015 Yeah, well, I think I already know of someone who holds that title. 202 00:09:18,017 --> 00:09:20,014 Oh, you don't have to take my word for it. 203 00:09:20,016 --> 00:09:21,010 Read the thread on MaleGeneral. 204 00:09:21,012 --> 00:09:23,015 And, yes, you were discussed there. 205 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,016 Briefly. 206 00:09:36,002 --> 00:09:37,023 I thought you were joking with this text! 207 00:09:38,021 --> 00:09:40,016 What are you doing here? 208 00:09:40,018 --> 00:09:42,018 I went out for a walk a few hours ago, 209 00:09:42,020 --> 00:09:45,016 and it just stopped now? 210 00:09:46,018 --> 00:09:49,007 I'm grounded. What if my dad sees you? 211 00:09:49,009 --> 00:09:49,023 Isn't your dad at conferences? 212 00:09:50,001 --> 00:09:52,011 And freshmen are last, 213 00:09:52,013 --> 00:09:54,016 and it's, like, not even nine o'clock, so... 214 00:09:54,018 --> 00:09:56,017 You're right, but it's still risky. 215 00:10:12,009 --> 00:10:13,017 You have a really big smile. 216 00:10:15,011 --> 00:10:18,001 Yeah, I wouldn't know. I don't-- I don't use it very often. 217 00:10:18,003 --> 00:10:19,023 Well, it takes up your entire face. 218 00:10:20,001 --> 00:10:23,011 -Like the Joker? -No, like... like... 219 00:10:24,005 --> 00:10:27,000 -Show me. -Okay, um... 220 00:10:33,003 --> 00:10:34,011 I haven't, um, been seeing you around school very much. 221 00:10:34,013 --> 00:10:37,003 You're in, like, right before the bell 222 00:10:37,005 --> 00:10:37,023 and out just after. 223 00:10:38,001 --> 00:10:40,021 Um... I'm trying to keep a low profile. 224 00:10:40,023 --> 00:10:43,000 -Because of Julien? -No, 'cause of me. 225 00:10:43,002 --> 00:10:44,018 'Cause of everything. 226 00:10:45,010 --> 00:10:47,018 -Yeah. -Well... 227 00:10:47,020 --> 00:10:50,023 I should get back inside. There are spies everywhere. 228 00:10:51,001 --> 00:10:53,001 On the Upper West Side? No way. 229 00:10:54,003 --> 00:10:55,011 Okay, that sounded bad. 230 00:10:55,013 --> 00:10:57,000 -But that's not-- -Yeah, it did. 231 00:10:57,002 --> 00:10:57,020 -It did. -It did, but you're right. 232 00:10:57,022 --> 00:11:00,016 And, um, that's why I like it up here. 233 00:11:01,007 --> 00:11:02,012 I like it up here, too. 234 00:11:03,007 --> 00:11:06,002 I should go. 235 00:11:06,004 --> 00:11:07,021 -I'll see you around. 236 00:11:08,015 --> 00:11:08,017 Okay. 237 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,014 This is exhausting. 238 00:11:18,016 --> 00:11:22,005 It's so late, and we're just getting to freshmen! 239 00:11:22,007 --> 00:11:25,014 Also, and not incidentally, a mother just told me 240 00:11:25,016 --> 00:11:28,006 her son should be allowed to vape in my class 241 00:11:28,008 --> 00:11:30,017 because of his asymptomatic glaucoma. 242 00:11:30,019 --> 00:11:31,005 -Aerin. 243 00:11:35,002 --> 00:11:36,016 More tips? -Nonstop. 244 00:11:36,018 --> 00:11:39,021 Probably because their parents are here and not home. 245 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:42,015 Too bad not anything, um... 246 00:11:47,006 --> 00:11:48,023 Told you waiting would pay off. 247 00:11:52,014 --> 00:11:55,011 -I'm looking for a Mrs. Keller? -Ms. That's me. 248 00:11:55,013 --> 00:11:58,002 -You must be... -Nicholas Lott. 249 00:12:03,008 --> 00:12:03,015 Right this way. 250 00:12:05,018 --> 00:12:06,016 Oh, God. 251 00:12:14,015 --> 00:12:16,023 Spotted. 252 00:12:17,001 --> 00:12:18,022 Something more rare than the Mandarin duck. 253 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:22,005 A Zobie sighting in the wilds of the Upper West. 254 00:12:22,007 --> 00:12:25,004 Only a matter of time before they left their nest. 255 00:12:25,006 --> 00:12:27,012 But where do you think they fall on the food chain? 256 00:12:28,003 --> 00:12:29,012 Guess we'll find out, 257 00:12:29,014 --> 00:12:32,023 since something tells me they're about to be eaten alive. 258 00:12:33,001 --> 00:12:36,002 They're allowed to hang. It doesn't mean anything. 259 00:12:36,004 --> 00:12:36,021 Yeah, he said he was going to bed. 260 00:12:36,023 --> 00:12:38,010 He didn't say with who or where-- 261 00:12:38,012 --> 00:12:41,010 Are you trying to incite a riot? 262 00:12:41,012 --> 00:12:45,007 Yes! Jules, you can't let them get away with this. Quash her. 263 00:12:45,009 --> 00:12:46,021 You're the queen, right? You can do it. 264 00:12:46,023 --> 00:12:47,023 We don't do hierarchies, remember? This-- 265 00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:50,019 Only because everyone already knows who's on top. 266 00:12:50,021 --> 00:12:54,010 Yeah, they did. Show them. Smite her. Smite her now. 267 00:12:54,012 --> 00:12:55,019 -♪ ♪ -Oh, fine. 268 00:12:55,021 --> 00:12:59,001 -What are you doing? -A little FlashbackFriday. 269 00:13:02,009 --> 00:13:04,006 It's more chartreuse than a moss, 270 00:13:04,008 --> 00:13:06,000 but I don't think anyone will notice 271 00:13:06,002 --> 00:13:07,016 with the right filter. 272 00:13:07,018 --> 00:13:09,020 So you're gonna pretend that he's with you right now 273 00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:10,022 instead of with her? 274 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:15,001 -Yeah, won't Obie bust you? -He's not even on IG. 275 00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:25,002 I'm glad you feel she's settling in okay. 276 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,016 She didn't quite love her old school. 277 00:13:29,019 --> 00:13:32,008 One of my favorite things about Zoya 278 00:13:32,010 --> 00:13:34,003 is she's one of the only students 279 00:13:34,005 --> 00:13:36,013 -who seems happy to be physically here. 280 00:13:36,015 --> 00:13:39,011 Honestly, I think homeschool was worse for me than for her. 281 00:13:39,013 --> 00:13:41,005 She had to teach me Pythagorean theorem. 282 00:13:42,006 --> 00:13:43,017 Still not clear on it, by the way. 283 00:13:46,001 --> 00:13:48,016 Uh... Do you need to get that? 284 00:13:48,018 --> 00:13:49,012 Yeah, let me just make sure 285 00:13:49,014 --> 00:13:53,013 it's not, like, the police or my mother. 286 00:14:09,007 --> 00:14:13,012 Just some Times alerts. Um... Where were we? 287 00:14:14,002 --> 00:14:15,019 Crisis "O" averted. 288 00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:17,023 The Ju-lions are already mauling GG. 289 00:14:18,001 --> 00:14:19,011 Before you know it, that bitch will be spammed out of existence 290 00:14:19,013 --> 00:14:22,003 even more swiftly than Scooter. 291 00:14:22,005 --> 00:14:24,009 I'll bet Gossip Girl takes that one down. 292 00:14:24,011 --> 00:14:26,001 But the next pic she gets of them, 293 00:14:26,003 --> 00:14:27,009 you won't be able to spin. 294 00:14:27,011 --> 00:14:28,015 -What are you saying? -One down, one to go. 295 00:14:28,017 --> 00:14:30,019 Shuffle off that Buffal-hoe. Hmm? 296 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:35,005 -I can't do that. It's you or her, babe. 297 00:14:35,007 --> 00:14:38,004 No one follows a brand ambassador for failure. 298 00:14:38,006 --> 00:14:39,014 Don't do it for your brand. 299 00:14:40,018 --> 00:14:41,013 Do it for yourself. 300 00:14:53,001 --> 00:14:54,020 -Mom. It's 7:30. 301 00:14:56,017 --> 00:14:56,020 -Mom. -What? 302 00:14:58,017 --> 00:15:01,020 -Here. -Thank you. 303 00:15:01,022 --> 00:15:02,021 -So, I got you something. Hmm? 304 00:15:02,023 --> 00:15:07,002 Well, I rented it. It's, um, it's Halston Heritage. 305 00:15:07,004 --> 00:15:08,019 I know you used to wear it. 306 00:15:08,021 --> 00:15:11,009 -Did somebody die? -Ask your closet. 307 00:15:12,008 --> 00:15:14,005 This is life. 308 00:15:14,007 --> 00:15:16,013 Audrey, it's too early for jokes. 309 00:15:17,020 --> 00:15:19,013 What happened last night? 310 00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:23,010 The parent-teacher conferences? 311 00:15:24,023 --> 00:15:26,021 I... 312 00:15:28,020 --> 00:15:28,022 couldn't go. 313 00:15:31,021 --> 00:15:32,022 Sorry. You know, 314 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,023 you've been going there since you were in kindergarten, 315 00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:37,005 and every year, they say the same thing. 316 00:15:37,007 --> 00:15:41,022 "Audrey is brilliant," and "Audrey is wonderful." 317 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,010 Don't you like hearing these things? 318 00:15:44,013 --> 00:15:46,004 Of course I do. 319 00:15:46,006 --> 00:15:48,015 So I thought you could wear this tonight 320 00:15:48,017 --> 00:15:48,020 to the fundraiser? 321 00:15:51,014 --> 00:15:53,003 Black Tie for Classroom Supplies, 322 00:15:53,005 --> 00:15:53,022 -do you not remember? -I do remember. 323 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,008 I remember that we talked about it. 324 00:15:56,010 --> 00:15:58,002 And I already told you that I can't go. 325 00:15:58,023 --> 00:16:00,016 Okay? I have a dinner for work. 326 00:16:00,018 --> 00:16:03,016 And I donated. And that's what matters. 327 00:16:03,018 --> 00:16:06,001 Mom, I'm student chair. This is important to me. 328 00:16:08,015 --> 00:16:10,020 Is your father gonna be there? 329 00:16:11,020 --> 00:16:12,021 No, I didn't invite him. 330 00:16:13,012 --> 00:16:17,000 Look, it's not-- It's... 331 00:16:17,002 --> 00:16:19,016 -It's not even about him. -I know. 332 00:16:19,018 --> 00:16:21,022 -I don't wanna see her, either. -She was my assistant. 333 00:16:23,010 --> 00:16:25,001 You know, she was my friend. 334 00:16:25,003 --> 00:16:28,004 She came to our house for dinners. 335 00:16:28,006 --> 00:16:32,005 We went on vacation with her. She sat in our living room, 336 00:16:32,007 --> 00:16:35,012 and she said to me, "I wish I had a family just like yours." 337 00:16:35,014 --> 00:16:37,010 -And then she stole it. I know. 338 00:16:37,012 --> 00:16:38,015 She won't be there. 339 00:16:40,014 --> 00:16:41,014 I will. 340 00:16:43,001 --> 00:16:44,018 -Mom, please. -Yeah. 341 00:16:44,020 --> 00:16:47,000 Please just do it for me? Just this one-- Just this once? 342 00:16:47,002 --> 00:16:48,001 Okay. 343 00:16:48,003 --> 00:16:49,018 Okay? Okay. 344 00:16:51,013 --> 00:16:52,013 Fine. 345 00:17:04,007 --> 00:17:05,000 How did it go last night? 346 00:17:05,002 --> 00:17:07,005 I was asleep by the time you got in. 347 00:17:07,007 --> 00:17:09,013 I met your teachers. They seem to like you. 348 00:17:09,015 --> 00:17:11,005 Ms. Keller, especially. 349 00:17:11,007 --> 00:17:13,013 Yeah, she's great. She reads everything. 350 00:17:13,015 --> 00:17:15,017 She even has us act out chapters, like a play. 351 00:17:15,019 --> 00:17:17,018 Right now we're doing Things Fall Apart. 352 00:17:17,020 --> 00:17:20,001 I hope you get to see that through. 353 00:17:21,009 --> 00:17:24,007 -Headmistress Burton? -Says the school board agrees 354 00:17:24,009 --> 00:17:26,016 a scholarship scandal would be less than ideal, 355 00:17:26,018 --> 00:17:31,001 given "the current climate" and "the student in question." 356 00:17:31,003 --> 00:17:33,019 She made it very clear you're still under strict probation. 357 00:17:33,021 --> 00:17:35,018 If they find a reason to take it away from you, 358 00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:38,013 any reason at all, they'll use it. 359 00:17:39,013 --> 00:17:41,012 I will be perfect. 360 00:17:42,008 --> 00:17:43,008 I promise. 361 00:17:44,020 --> 00:17:47,010 Let's discuss how we define that word. 362 00:17:49,020 --> 00:17:53,013 He-- He showed up unannounced. 363 00:17:53,015 --> 00:17:55,005 I can't control what other people do. 364 00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:58,022 I don't care about what he did. All I care about is you. 365 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,018 Right now, anything that distracts you 366 00:18:00,020 --> 00:18:02,009 from keeping your head down and staying out of trouble 367 00:18:02,011 --> 00:18:04,008 is bad news. 368 00:18:04,018 --> 00:18:06,002 We clear? 369 00:18:12,004 --> 00:18:14,009 I got you a Yeti! It's orange, so you don't confuse it with mine-- 370 00:18:14,011 --> 00:18:16,019 Whoa, crazy eyes. 371 00:18:16,021 --> 00:18:18,018 -What's going on? -I didn't sleep. 372 00:18:18,020 --> 00:18:20,001 They were throwing bricks through my window all night. 373 00:18:22,013 --> 00:18:23,023 They found out it was you? 374 00:18:24,001 --> 00:18:25,023 Of course not! Proverbial bricks. 375 00:18:29,012 --> 00:18:30,011 Look. 376 00:18:31,013 --> 00:18:32,022 What? There's nothing here. 377 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,019 That's because our posts are "under review." 378 00:18:34,021 --> 00:18:36,011 They flagged all of them as inappropriate! 379 00:18:36,013 --> 00:18:38,008 -Who? -The Ju-legion, 380 00:18:38,010 --> 00:18:39,014 or whatever they're called. 381 00:18:39,016 --> 00:18:42,009 Ju-lions. They're clever, I'll give them that. 382 00:18:42,011 --> 00:18:44,007 Well, I'm locked out of posting because of it. 383 00:18:44,009 --> 00:18:45,002 And look at all our tags! 384 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,000 They're trying to drive me insane! 385 00:18:50,002 --> 00:18:51,021 And it looks like it's working. 386 00:18:51,023 --> 00:18:53,004 We have to get control back. 387 00:18:53,006 --> 00:18:55,014 If Gossip Girl's canceled, we're back in danger. 388 00:18:55,016 --> 00:18:58,012 Have you spoken to Martine? She can't get a job anywhere! 389 00:18:58,014 --> 00:19:00,008 There's nothing objectionable that's been posted. 390 00:19:00,010 --> 00:19:02,012 The account will be un-flagged by the end of the day. 391 00:19:02,014 --> 00:19:04,019 -Just keep it together. Breathe. -Easy for you to say. 392 00:19:04,021 --> 00:19:07,005 I'm the one on the front lines here, 393 00:19:07,007 --> 00:19:09,002 and trying to keep up is exhausting. 394 00:19:09,004 --> 00:19:11,008 Do you know how hard her voice is? 395 00:19:11,010 --> 00:19:13,000 I thought it would be simple, but it's not. 396 00:19:13,002 --> 00:19:16,004 It's incredibly specific, okay? It's like if E. M. Forster 397 00:19:16,006 --> 00:19:18,002 got roofied by Dorothy Parker and Jacqueline Susann. 398 00:19:18,004 --> 00:19:20,023 I mean, it takes focus and determination and-- 399 00:19:21,001 --> 00:19:23,008 Um... Kate. Just get to class. 400 00:19:23,010 --> 00:19:28,006 This will blow over, I promise. Just don't give the game away. 401 00:19:28,008 --> 00:19:29,013 This is our first test. We can pass it. 402 00:19:42,019 --> 00:19:43,020 Hey. 403 00:19:46,003 --> 00:19:48,017 Spring in your step, JC. Things are looking up. 404 00:19:48,019 --> 00:19:50,007 You put Gossip Girl on notice, 405 00:19:50,009 --> 00:19:52,002 my mom is showing up for me tonight... 406 00:19:52,004 --> 00:19:55,017 and my boyfriend is looking at shirtless photos of our Classics teacher? 407 00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:59,010 -Uh... It's not what you think. No, it's exactly what you think. 408 00:19:59,012 --> 00:20:00,015 He's going fishing. 409 00:20:00,017 --> 00:20:02,001 I thought teachers were private? 410 00:20:02,003 --> 00:20:05,020 Yeah. Only the ones who think privacy is still a thing. 411 00:20:05,022 --> 00:20:07,010 He's just trying to orchestrate another Rafa run-in. 412 00:20:07,012 --> 00:20:11,020 This Wolfe thinks he can huff and puff and blow this man. 413 00:20:11,022 --> 00:20:14,003 His words, not mine. 414 00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:16,014 Bingo! I would know those tiles anywhere. 415 00:20:16,016 --> 00:20:18,003 Tenth Street Baths. September 7th. 416 00:20:20,002 --> 00:20:22,010 Tuesday, of course. Men only. 417 00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:25,022 Just like today. I could use a bath. 418 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:29,009 -And a bath buddy. -Unsubscribe. 419 00:20:29,011 --> 00:20:30,012 -Yeah, hard pass. -You were half right. 420 00:20:30,014 --> 00:20:32,012 -So I'll meet you back here at 3:00? -Not interested. 421 00:20:32,014 --> 00:20:34,016 Of course you are. 422 00:20:35,016 --> 00:20:37,002 I'm gonna go find Obie. 423 00:20:39,001 --> 00:20:40,001 Let's go. 424 00:20:42,006 --> 00:20:44,002 My least favorite three words? 425 00:20:44,004 --> 00:20:47,013 "You were right." Kiki is going through it about my dad. 426 00:20:47,015 --> 00:20:48,022 -Maybe you should give it-- -No! 427 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:49,023 Why can't you just be happy for me? 428 00:20:50,001 --> 00:20:52,023 No advice. I already took care of it. 429 00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:54,008 She's coming to the fundraiser. 430 00:20:54,010 --> 00:20:56,004 And now, I just need to talk to my dad 431 00:20:56,006 --> 00:20:57,021 and make sure that he doesn't. 432 00:21:11,009 --> 00:21:15,019 Hi. So, I just want you to know that I got it. 433 00:21:15,021 --> 00:21:17,017 Message received. Loud and clear. 434 00:21:17,019 --> 00:21:19,023 -What message is that? -That I fucked up. 435 00:21:20,001 --> 00:21:22,019 I was petty and cruel and jealous, 436 00:21:22,021 --> 00:21:24,021 and for no reason, which makes it even worse. 437 00:21:26,001 --> 00:21:26,023 I know you're in protest mode right now, 438 00:21:27,001 --> 00:21:29,023 but whenever you're ready to just 439 00:21:30,001 --> 00:21:31,015 put this little break thing behind us, 440 00:21:31,017 --> 00:21:34,000 -I'm here. Lesson learned. -Jules. 441 00:21:34,002 --> 00:21:35,020 I thought I made it clear. This is not a break. 442 00:21:35,022 --> 00:21:37,015 Okay? We broke up. 443 00:21:37,017 --> 00:21:40,004 -No we didn't, not really. Maybe you didn't. 444 00:21:40,006 --> 00:21:44,009 Look, when's the last time it was fun between us? 445 00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:46,004 When's the last time we made each other laugh? I-- 446 00:21:48,004 --> 00:21:50,022 I care about you. 447 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,008 I always will. I know that you know that. 448 00:21:52,010 --> 00:21:55,018 Okay? But the rest has been done for a long time. 449 00:21:55,020 --> 00:21:58,011 And somebody just needed to make it official. 450 00:22:10,001 --> 00:22:13,004 Hey, so, I got to thinking about what we could do on Friday. 451 00:22:13,006 --> 00:22:15,022 Oh, shit, I forgot to, uh, forgot to ask you out. 452 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:19,008 -Um... Hey, would you like-- Obie... 453 00:22:19,010 --> 00:22:22,001 Uh-oh. Ellipses, okay. 454 00:22:22,003 --> 00:22:23,017 It's-- It's not that I don't want to hang. 455 00:22:23,019 --> 00:22:24,018 Cool. I don't wanna "hang" either. 456 00:22:24,020 --> 00:22:29,000 Go on a date. It's just now is a really bad time. 457 00:22:29,002 --> 00:22:30,021 I promised I would stay away from any drama, 458 00:22:30,023 --> 00:22:33,001 and you and I, believe it or not, are... 459 00:22:33,003 --> 00:22:34,021 ...a Greek tragedy waiting to happen. 460 00:22:34,023 --> 00:22:37,016 So, that's a-- that's a no? 461 00:22:38,010 --> 00:22:41,003 Thing is, you a-- and Julien-- 462 00:22:41,005 --> 00:22:42,009 There's no me and Julien. 463 00:22:42,011 --> 00:22:44,001 All right? There hasn't been for a long time, 464 00:22:44,003 --> 00:22:45,023 long before you got here. I was just... 465 00:22:47,015 --> 00:22:51,010 afraid to say it out loud. But now that I have, I'm, um... 466 00:22:51,012 --> 00:22:53,010 I'm free, and I want to spend that free time with you. 467 00:22:56,018 --> 00:22:59,021 You don't understand. I'm not like everyone else here. 468 00:23:00,014 --> 00:23:01,018 I can't just do what I want. 469 00:23:02,010 --> 00:23:05,011 Being here is conditional. 470 00:23:05,013 --> 00:23:07,016 But-- But would you want to go out 471 00:23:07,018 --> 00:23:10,002 in a universe where sisters and scholarships... 472 00:23:11,008 --> 00:23:14,013 -don't exist? -And what world is that? 473 00:23:14,015 --> 00:23:17,016 What if I could find a way for us to go on a date, and not... 474 00:23:18,005 --> 00:23:20,002 at the same time? 475 00:23:20,004 --> 00:23:23,006 If you found some magical way to be on a date with me 476 00:23:23,008 --> 00:23:25,022 without anyone in the world knowing... 477 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,001 -Mm. -...then sure. 478 00:23:27,003 --> 00:23:29,006 -But that's impossible. -Whoa. 479 00:23:29,008 --> 00:23:31,010 This smile that you like so much can do anything. 480 00:23:31,012 --> 00:23:32,007 So, just wait. 481 00:23:38,006 --> 00:23:39,012 If Obie wants to consort with the enemy, 482 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,015 we'll cut him out, too. 483 00:23:42,017 --> 00:23:44,015 He's my best friend. -You wanna be next? 484 00:23:45,017 --> 00:23:46,017 I don't want Obie out of my life. 485 00:23:46,019 --> 00:23:50,011 -I never wanted that. -You're better off without him. 486 00:23:50,013 --> 00:23:53,009 No. No, you are definitely not better off without him. 487 00:23:53,011 --> 00:23:56,004 Please tell me that you two made up. 488 00:23:56,006 --> 00:23:58,003 -I'm out of hashtags. -Not only did we not make up, 489 00:23:58,005 --> 00:24:01,017 but he ended it with me for good. 490 00:24:01,019 --> 00:24:04,015 Okay, it gives us zero pleasure to say this to you right now, 491 00:24:04,017 --> 00:24:06,008 -but-- -Phase One is complete. 492 00:24:06,010 --> 00:24:10,001 Gossip Girl's on her way out. But Phase Two? That's Zoya. 493 00:24:10,003 --> 00:24:11,022 If you want Obie back, she has to be banished. 494 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,006 What? No. I brought her here. 495 00:24:14,008 --> 00:24:15,015 I'm the only one to blame for that. 496 00:24:15,017 --> 00:24:17,004 And if she were to leave, 497 00:24:17,006 --> 00:24:19,011 Obie would just pine after her like the puppy he is. 498 00:24:21,006 --> 00:24:23,018 But if he were to lose interest... 499 00:24:23,020 --> 00:24:27,021 How? He's already seen her, and he's still in it. 500 00:24:27,023 --> 00:24:30,017 What if instead of driving her away from here, 501 00:24:30,019 --> 00:24:35,010 we drive him away from her? I need to talk to Gossip Girl. 502 00:24:35,012 --> 00:24:37,000 Oh no. Honey, honey, she's cancelled. 503 00:24:37,002 --> 00:24:40,000 Which is why she'll help. 504 00:24:40,002 --> 00:24:42,019 I'll un-cancel her 505 00:24:42,021 --> 00:24:44,008 she brings me the juiciest dirt on Little Z. 506 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,009 GG works for me now. 507 00:24:47,011 --> 00:24:49,020 ♪ ("DORA" BY TIERRA WHACK PLAYING) ♪ 508 00:24:49,022 --> 00:24:50,015 ♪ Open the Dora... ♪ 509 00:24:50,017 --> 00:24:52,009 Something's going on with Audrey. 510 00:24:52,011 --> 00:24:55,000 She doesn't seem to want to talk to me anymore. 511 00:24:55,014 --> 00:24:57,016 Like really talk. 512 00:24:57,018 --> 00:25:00,012 And when she wants to have sex, she doesn't... wanna have it with me. 513 00:25:02,008 --> 00:25:03,013 I don't know what to do. 514 00:25:04,020 --> 00:25:06,022 Has she said anything to you? 515 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:10,005 Dude, go to Equinox if you want to talk, okay? 516 00:25:10,022 --> 00:25:12,022 Here, we cruise. 517 00:25:16,022 --> 00:25:17,017 You're stalking a teacher. 518 00:25:17,019 --> 00:25:19,010 This is stalking. You know that, right? 519 00:25:19,012 --> 00:25:21,020 Okay, how many times do I have to explain this to you? 520 00:25:21,022 --> 00:25:24,010 A man only selfies his bi-weekly bathhouse visit 521 00:25:24,012 --> 00:25:26,006 if he wants to be found. 522 00:25:28,017 --> 00:25:30,006 I can't believe you talked me into this. 523 00:25:35,016 --> 00:25:37,017 Well, then you're gonna be really surprised 524 00:25:37,019 --> 00:25:39,015 at what I'm gonna ask you to do next. 525 00:25:41,002 --> 00:25:42,008 Do I have your consent? 526 00:25:42,022 --> 00:25:44,004 My consent for what? 527 00:25:45,012 --> 00:25:45,014 For whatever. 528 00:25:48,012 --> 00:25:50,010 Oh, you want to make him jealous? 529 00:25:51,018 --> 00:25:52,014 Yeah. 530 00:26:15,010 --> 00:26:15,014 Did it work? 531 00:26:18,008 --> 00:26:20,020 Yeah. Better than I imagined. 532 00:26:23,009 --> 00:26:25,007 Leaving so soon? -Did you follow me here? 533 00:26:25,009 --> 00:26:28,003 -Are you trying to get me fired? -Of course not. No. 534 00:26:28,005 --> 00:26:30,021 I mean it, Max. You can't be doing this sort of stuff. 535 00:26:30,023 --> 00:26:32,017 Because you're not interested? 536 00:26:33,007 --> 00:26:35,019 Or because you are? 537 00:26:35,021 --> 00:26:38,006 -You should still be at school. -So should you. 538 00:26:45,010 --> 00:26:47,015 Should we follow him and do it again? 539 00:26:49,012 --> 00:26:51,019 There's gotta be something... 540 00:26:54,010 --> 00:26:55,017 we can give her. 541 00:26:55,019 --> 00:26:57,016 I'm telling you, there's nothing. 542 00:26:57,018 --> 00:27:00,008 Zoya Lott is squeaky fucking clean. 543 00:27:00,010 --> 00:27:02,012 Which is good, 'cause I don't wanna destroy her anyway. 544 00:27:03,009 --> 00:27:05,001 We have no choice. 545 00:27:05,003 --> 00:27:08,003 We're getting so many hate DMs, we might as well be de Blasio. 546 00:27:08,005 --> 00:27:10,019 Maybe we should post something juicy to distract them? 547 00:27:10,021 --> 00:27:12,009 And what would that be, Reema? 548 00:27:12,011 --> 00:27:15,020 Jasper Kincaid got stuck in a subway grate on the way to school? 549 00:27:15,022 --> 00:27:17,004 Because that's the only thing we got today. 550 00:27:17,006 --> 00:27:19,005 And Jasper is 12. 551 00:27:19,018 --> 00:27:20,023 This was working. 552 00:27:21,001 --> 00:27:23,022 The account's unflagged, just like I said it would be. 553 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,020 Th-- This is just standard growing pains. 554 00:27:25,022 --> 00:27:27,001 You know as well as I do 555 00:27:27,003 --> 00:27:29,002 that if we don't give Julien what she wants, that's it. 556 00:27:31,022 --> 00:27:34,020 Hi, uh, Miss Keller? Zoya! 557 00:27:34,022 --> 00:27:36,007 What are you doing up here? 558 00:27:36,009 --> 00:27:38,015 Headmistress Burton told me to volunteer 559 00:27:38,017 --> 00:27:40,012 for fundraiser prep. 560 00:27:40,014 --> 00:27:42,013 So I need anything to stay on her good side. 561 00:27:42,015 --> 00:27:46,013 -Here I am, reporting for duty. 562 00:27:47,022 --> 00:27:50,022 So many hyphens! 563 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,021 It's like no one in this town has a normal name. 564 00:27:53,023 --> 00:27:57,013 Like Zoya? Says Kate Keller. 565 00:27:59,023 --> 00:28:01,003 Zoya means "life." 566 00:28:02,011 --> 00:28:03,017 I looked it up. 567 00:28:03,019 --> 00:28:04,018 What about Kate? 568 00:28:04,020 --> 00:28:09,019 "Pure." Like, uh, Saint Catherine of Alexandria. 569 00:28:09,021 --> 00:28:11,020 You seem pure. 570 00:28:11,022 --> 00:28:14,000 You don't know me very well. 571 00:28:14,002 --> 00:28:15,011 Just from the last hour, 572 00:28:15,013 --> 00:28:16,017 I know you better than anybody else here. 573 00:28:18,006 --> 00:28:21,022 What about your, uh, cousin? 574 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,018 Sister. 575 00:28:24,005 --> 00:28:26,007 Half. Um... 576 00:28:27,014 --> 00:28:28,016 I don't know her at all. 577 00:28:30,019 --> 00:28:31,015 Um... 578 00:28:32,022 --> 00:28:33,023 Do you wanna talk about it? 579 00:28:36,015 --> 00:28:39,005 I moved here for her. You know, to get to know her. 580 00:28:39,007 --> 00:28:41,020 To connect with the closest thing to my mother there is. 581 00:28:43,001 --> 00:28:43,016 But nothing's working out. 582 00:28:45,008 --> 00:28:47,019 I feel like I don't belong here. 583 00:28:49,019 --> 00:28:51,004 And on top of everything, 584 00:28:51,006 --> 00:28:54,004 I took a scholarship from someone who deserved it. 585 00:28:54,006 --> 00:28:56,004 The one-act you submitted with your application 586 00:28:56,006 --> 00:28:59,005 was outstanding. 587 00:28:59,007 --> 00:29:01,016 The talk of the English department. 588 00:29:01,018 --> 00:29:03,016 You deserve to be here. 589 00:29:03,018 --> 00:29:07,010 So, okay, it's not all happening as quickly as you thought, 590 00:29:07,012 --> 00:29:08,012 but... 591 00:29:08,014 --> 00:29:11,010 feeling like you don't belong at a place like this, 592 00:29:11,012 --> 00:29:13,008 maybe that's a good thing? 593 00:29:14,002 --> 00:29:16,020 I mean... Doesn't even matter. 594 00:29:16,022 --> 00:29:18,017 We couldn't go back even if we wanted to. 595 00:29:19,013 --> 00:29:20,013 Go back? 596 00:29:22,007 --> 00:29:24,004 I'm not supposed to say anything, 597 00:29:24,006 --> 00:29:28,003 but my old school wasn't such a great place for me. 598 00:29:28,005 --> 00:29:30,011 And if I get kicked out of here too... 599 00:29:35,002 --> 00:29:37,003 Thank you for talking with me, Miss Keller. 600 00:29:38,005 --> 00:29:39,012 It really means a lot. 601 00:29:48,020 --> 00:29:49,022 What? 602 00:29:50,023 --> 00:29:53,021 -Spit it out! I don't know if I should. 603 00:29:54,022 --> 00:29:58,000 Something happened at Zoya's old school. 604 00:29:58,002 --> 00:30:00,012 -What do you mean? What? -I don't know. 605 00:30:00,014 --> 00:30:03,011 But I think she got kicked out because of it. 606 00:30:04,019 --> 00:30:05,023 The great thing about working in admin 607 00:30:06,001 --> 00:30:08,017 is knowing other people in admin are as bored as you are. 608 00:30:08,019 --> 00:30:12,004 It's time for a little quid pro corruption. 609 00:30:13,020 --> 00:30:16,023 ♪ ("FREAK" BY DOJA CAT PLAYING) ♪ 610 00:30:18,009 --> 00:30:20,004 Good evening, followers. 611 00:30:20,020 --> 00:30:22,008 Gossip Girl here. 612 00:30:22,010 --> 00:30:26,005 Back with a vengeance, and not a moment too soon. 613 00:30:26,007 --> 00:30:29,019 Are you primped and prepped for the night's philanthropy? 614 00:30:29,021 --> 00:30:30,021 Due to recent events, 615 00:30:30,023 --> 00:30:34,020 I'm feeling a little less than charitable myself. 616 00:30:34,022 --> 00:30:38,009 But I never like to spoil an appetite before dessert. 617 00:30:38,011 --> 00:30:41,015 ♪ Freak like me... ♪ 618 00:30:41,017 --> 00:30:44,022 Revenge is a dish best served bold, after all. 619 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:49,002 So while you pretend to be touched for your 1040s, 620 00:30:49,023 --> 00:30:50,018 I will be right behind you, 621 00:30:52,021 --> 00:30:55,013 your own Internal Revelation Service, 622 00:30:55,015 --> 00:30:57,022 waiting to bring you in and take you down. 623 00:30:58,020 --> 00:30:59,023 Think you burned me? 624 00:31:00,011 --> 00:31:02,009 Think again. 625 00:31:02,011 --> 00:31:03,018 Watch the skies. 626 00:31:04,018 --> 00:31:05,020 I'm coming. 627 00:31:05,022 --> 00:31:06,019 ♪ Kinda like seesaw ♪ 628 00:31:06,021 --> 00:31:08,021 ♪ Up and down on the D Give it to him ♪ 629 00:31:08,023 --> 00:31:13,000 -♪ Freak like me ♪ -♪ Need a freak like me ♪ 630 00:31:13,002 --> 00:31:19,002 ♪ You want a good girl That does bad things to you ♪ 631 00:31:19,004 --> 00:31:21,009 ♪ You never been with no one ♪ 632 00:31:21,011 --> 00:31:25,010 ♪ As nasty as me ♪ 633 00:31:25,012 --> 00:31:27,005 ♪ Spice up your life... ♪ 634 00:31:27,007 --> 00:31:29,005 Since I assume she's the one who invited us, 635 00:31:29,007 --> 00:31:31,022 need I remind you your Headmistress will be there? 636 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,008 Don't worry, Dad. 637 00:31:34,020 --> 00:31:35,023 I'll be on my best behavior. 638 00:31:36,001 --> 00:31:38,010 ♪ ("PUT YOUR HEAD ON MY SHOULDER" BY PAUL ANKA PLAYING) ♪ 639 00:31:38,012 --> 00:31:42,010 ♪ Put your head On my shoulder... ♪ 640 00:31:42,012 --> 00:31:43,022 I did two laps, she's not here. 641 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,002 I was waiting out there for 20 minutes. 642 00:31:46,004 --> 00:31:47,013 Aki, Audrey! How are you both tonight? 643 00:31:47,015 --> 00:31:50,001 Depends on my fucking mom. 644 00:31:50,003 --> 00:31:51,019 Good to see you, sir. 645 00:31:52,021 --> 00:31:54,019 It's good to see you both. 646 00:31:54,021 --> 00:31:57,006 Even Davis is here. If Keeks blows this off, 647 00:31:57,008 --> 00:31:59,012 I swear to God, I'm emancipating. 648 00:31:59,014 --> 00:32:01,015 She'll be here. You got ahold of your dad, right? 649 00:32:01,017 --> 00:32:03,010 Yeah, we texted. All clear. 650 00:32:03,012 --> 00:32:04,018 Why are you sweating? Are you okay? 651 00:32:04,020 --> 00:32:05,020 I had too much time in the steam room. 652 00:32:05,022 --> 00:32:09,005 You need to cool down. And I need a drink. 653 00:32:09,007 --> 00:32:11,000 Sorry, Miss Hope. I'm not packing tonight. 654 00:32:11,002 --> 00:32:12,006 I need to stay focused. 655 00:32:12,008 --> 00:32:14,015 There's a silent auction item with my name on it. 656 00:32:14,017 --> 00:32:16,017 -Another blank prescription pad? Mm-hmm. 657 00:32:16,019 --> 00:32:19,008 Private Tour of New York's Picassos. 658 00:32:19,010 --> 00:32:20,019 With a certain Classics scholar. 659 00:32:20,021 --> 00:32:22,015 Aki tell you what happened this afternoon? 660 00:32:22,017 --> 00:32:25,015 Nothing happened. Nothing at all. 661 00:32:25,017 --> 00:32:28,001 Aki, do not be shy, okay? 662 00:32:29,009 --> 00:32:32,004 He helped me pick out these fantastic Ferragamos. 663 00:32:33,008 --> 00:32:35,000 ♪ ("SOMEONE AIN'T RIGHT" BY DORIS TROY PLAYING) ♪ 664 00:32:41,010 --> 00:32:42,008 ♪ That someone is you ♪ 665 00:32:42,010 --> 00:32:45,012 ♪ 'Cause you ain't Treatin' me right ♪ 666 00:32:46,006 --> 00:32:46,019 ♪ Get stuck together... ♪ 667 00:32:46,021 --> 00:32:49,015 -Hey. You made it. -Yeah. 668 00:32:49,017 --> 00:32:52,008 Well, I didn't really have a choice. 669 00:32:52,010 --> 00:32:55,006 The school sent tickets, so attendance wasn't exactly optional. 670 00:32:56,006 --> 00:32:58,006 I mean, this whole thing is crazy. 671 00:32:58,008 --> 00:32:59,016 Yeah, it's a little over the top. 672 00:32:59,018 --> 00:33:01,014 Sure, but raising money to buy class supplies 673 00:33:01,016 --> 00:33:04,004 for disadvantaged kids sounds like a good move, no? 674 00:33:04,006 --> 00:33:06,005 I don't know. I'm just glad our tickets were free. 675 00:33:06,007 --> 00:33:07,016 -♪ That someone is you ♪ -Yeah... 676 00:33:07,018 --> 00:33:10,014 ♪ 'Cause you ain't Treatin' me right ♪ 677 00:33:10,016 --> 00:33:12,013 ♪ Don't think you're clever... ♪ 678 00:33:12,015 --> 00:33:13,022 -You bought our tickets. 679 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,020 I did tell you I would find a way for us 680 00:33:16,022 --> 00:33:18,022 to have our first date without anybody knowing, so... 681 00:33:20,010 --> 00:33:23,009 Hiding in plain sight. Okay. Nice move. 682 00:33:23,011 --> 00:33:24,006 -Yeah. Thank you. 683 00:33:24,008 --> 00:33:26,006 I even got you the seat right behind me, 684 00:33:26,008 --> 00:33:29,008 so we'd be back-to-back, not side-by-side. But... 685 00:33:29,010 --> 00:33:30,020 well, apparently, I'm a terrible person-- 686 00:33:30,022 --> 00:33:33,021 No. No. You're a good person. A really good person. 687 00:33:36,006 --> 00:33:37,023 -Show my back to yours? -♪ ♪ 688 00:33:40,010 --> 00:33:42,015 -♪ 689 00:33:46,002 --> 00:33:46,020 Mom. 690 00:33:46,022 --> 00:33:49,005 We said 8:00. I was pretty specific-- 691 00:33:49,007 --> 00:33:51,001 Relax, Audrey. I'm here, aren't I? 692 00:33:51,003 --> 00:33:52,001 -What happened to the Halston? -I'm a grown woman. 693 00:33:52,003 --> 00:33:54,014 I think I know how to dress myself, thank you. 694 00:33:54,016 --> 00:33:55,022 -Ms. Hope, you look stunning. -Lovely to see you, Akeno. 695 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,015 -I'm gonna go find the bar. -Should you really-- 696 00:33:58,017 --> 00:34:00,017 One drink won't kill me, but this party might. 697 00:34:00,019 --> 00:34:03,007 Looks like she's already had a few. 698 00:34:05,016 --> 00:34:07,016 Vodka soda. Light soda. 699 00:34:11,004 --> 00:34:11,022 Mr. Lott? 700 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,018 Kate Keller. Zoya's English teacher. 701 00:34:14,020 --> 00:34:16,007 We met yesterday. 702 00:34:16,009 --> 00:34:18,001 If I couldn't remember you from yesterday... 703 00:34:18,003 --> 00:34:20,008 Uh... Force of habit. 704 00:34:20,010 --> 00:34:21,019 Most parents don't remember us a minute later. 705 00:34:21,021 --> 00:34:25,014 Well, I'm Nick. And I remember you. 706 00:34:25,016 --> 00:34:26,013 So, what're you doing here? 707 00:34:26,015 --> 00:34:29,010 They make us work it, if you can believe it. 708 00:34:29,012 --> 00:34:30,022 I'm supposed to guide people to their seats, 709 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,016 but most of the men put their hands on my back 710 00:34:33,018 --> 00:34:37,000 in a really inappropriate way. 711 00:34:40,012 --> 00:34:41,017 In that case, 712 00:34:41,019 --> 00:34:43,017 how about you take me a very long way 713 00:34:43,019 --> 00:34:46,013 so you don't have to walk anyone else all night? 714 00:34:46,015 --> 00:34:48,023 Follow me. And don't get dizzy, we're gonna make some loops. 715 00:34:51,019 --> 00:34:53,014 Are you gonna spill the GG tea or what? 716 00:34:53,016 --> 00:34:55,021 I told you, that info is for Obie only. 717 00:34:55,023 --> 00:34:56,016 It's a precision strike, and I only have one shot. 718 00:34:56,018 --> 00:34:59,012 I can't afford you blowing it. 719 00:34:59,014 --> 00:35:02,003 I just need to get him alone. Thank God Zoya won't be-- 720 00:35:06,001 --> 00:35:07,019 Okay, but the fact that everybody here 721 00:35:07,021 --> 00:35:10,004 is trying to do a good thing, 722 00:35:10,006 --> 00:35:11,015 I mean, that's gotta count for something. 723 00:35:11,017 --> 00:35:13,018 If you took the money being spent on the food, 724 00:35:13,020 --> 00:35:16,011 the booze, the space, not to mention the clothes, 725 00:35:16,013 --> 00:35:17,021 and you just gave it directly to the kids, 726 00:35:17,023 --> 00:35:19,007 imagine how far that would go. 727 00:35:19,009 --> 00:35:22,004 But, hey, if it takes liquoring up some society types 728 00:35:22,006 --> 00:35:25,019 to get them to open up their wallets, then so be it. 729 00:35:25,021 --> 00:35:27,005 -Who am I to judge? -Oh... 730 00:35:27,007 --> 00:35:29,019 Zoya! -Jules. I don't think-- 731 00:35:29,021 --> 00:35:31,023 Believe it or not, this has nothing to do with you. 732 00:35:32,001 --> 00:35:34,001 -What are you doing here? I was invited. 733 00:35:34,003 --> 00:35:35,018 With your dad? -Of course. 734 00:35:35,020 --> 00:35:37,008 My dad's here, too. 735 00:35:37,010 --> 00:35:39,019 -You still haven't told him? -I didn't think you'd be here. 736 00:35:39,021 --> 00:35:43,000 I didn't think your dad could've-- would buy a ticket. 737 00:35:43,002 --> 00:35:44,010 Can we just call off whatever it is we're doing here, 738 00:35:44,012 --> 00:35:48,003 -and make sure that they don't meet? -I'm not "doing" anything. 739 00:35:48,005 --> 00:35:50,017 What your dad knows or doesn't has nothing to do with me. 740 00:35:50,019 --> 00:35:52,010 I'm already on thin ice with my own as it is. 741 00:35:52,012 --> 00:35:54,005 I don't think you understand what a big deal this is, 742 00:35:54,007 --> 00:35:55,003 or how much my dad hates your dad. 743 00:35:55,005 --> 00:35:57,020 Well, I guess we're gonna find out, huh? 744 00:36:09,003 --> 00:36:10,021 What the fuck are you doing here? 745 00:36:10,023 --> 00:36:12,019 -Davis. 746 00:36:12,021 --> 00:36:13,005 Dad, I can explain. 747 00:36:16,010 --> 00:36:17,019 You know why he's here? 748 00:36:17,021 --> 00:36:20,002 Everyone knows why. Especially your daughter. 749 00:36:21,007 --> 00:36:22,017 Do you want to tell him, or should I? 750 00:36:23,017 --> 00:36:25,005 What are you doing? 751 00:36:25,007 --> 00:36:28,013 Taking note of the competition so I can take them out. 752 00:36:28,015 --> 00:36:30,000 Okay, so Calista Hernandez, 753 00:36:30,002 --> 00:36:32,015 she always caps at 5k, so that's done. 754 00:36:32,017 --> 00:36:36,004 Camille de Haan will beg off for some of my dad's house seats 755 00:36:36,006 --> 00:36:38,001 to The Music Man, she's got a thing for Sutton Foster. 756 00:36:38,003 --> 00:36:42,018 -What? You jealous or something? -Of course not. 757 00:36:42,020 --> 00:36:44,023 I'd-- I'd just appreciate it if you didn't tell Audrey-- 758 00:36:45,001 --> 00:36:48,003 Oh, look, I do not know what is going on between you two, 759 00:36:48,005 --> 00:36:50,007 but I shouldn't be in the middle of it. 760 00:36:51,019 --> 00:36:54,007 Unless you want me to be. 761 00:36:57,023 --> 00:37:01,006 I'm sorry. Oh, my God! Oh. Oh! 762 00:37:04,012 --> 00:37:07,010 God, I... hate these shoes. 763 00:37:07,012 --> 00:37:08,018 Wait a minute, I-- I don't understand. 764 00:37:08,020 --> 00:37:10,011 You did all this behind my back? 765 00:37:10,013 --> 00:37:12,022 -Behind both of ours. -Zoya had a hand in this, too. 766 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,012 -I didn't act alone. -You two have been in contact? 767 00:37:14,014 --> 00:37:16,009 For years. 768 00:37:17,006 --> 00:37:19,005 I asked you never to do this. 769 00:37:19,007 --> 00:37:20,023 I told you if you ever wanted to know about her to come to me first. 770 00:37:21,001 --> 00:37:23,018 -I did. -No, that's not true. 771 00:37:23,020 --> 00:37:25,012 It is true, Dad. You didn't listen. 772 00:37:25,014 --> 00:37:28,005 -I asked like a dozen times. -Why would you say that? 773 00:37:28,007 --> 00:37:31,023 -I-- I would remember. -Maybe. Maybe not. 774 00:37:32,001 --> 00:37:33,005 It was before you got sober. 775 00:37:33,007 --> 00:37:34,007 And after that, I was just scared to ask. 776 00:37:34,009 --> 00:37:37,015 I didn't want to set you off. You'd worked so hard. 777 00:37:37,017 --> 00:37:38,022 You're sober? 778 00:37:41,002 --> 00:37:43,022 I'm so disappointed in you. 779 00:37:49,020 --> 00:37:52,000 Audrey. -Mm. 780 00:37:52,002 --> 00:37:53,007 Have you seen your mom? 781 00:37:53,009 --> 00:37:55,002 Of course not. She finally shows up to something 782 00:37:55,004 --> 00:37:56,022 and then promptly disappears. Surprise, surprise. 783 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,007 No. Like, have you seen your mom? 784 00:37:58,009 --> 00:38:01,008 -Oh, sweet Jesus. What happened? 785 00:38:04,013 --> 00:38:06,007 Oh, God, Audrey. Thank God. 786 00:38:06,009 --> 00:38:11,001 Why did you make me come here? These people are so rude. 787 00:38:11,003 --> 00:38:13,017 Do you know how many people asked me where my husband was? 788 00:38:13,019 --> 00:38:15,010 Like they don't mainline Page Six every morning. 789 00:38:15,012 --> 00:38:18,010 -Maybe we should just go. -You did so much work 790 00:38:18,012 --> 00:38:20,008 to get me here. And where're we gonna go? 791 00:38:20,010 --> 00:38:22,007 -Home. -Home. 792 00:38:23,023 --> 00:38:25,009 Not for long, Audrey. 793 00:38:25,011 --> 00:38:28,007 Hi. Can I get a vodka soda, no soda? 794 00:38:28,009 --> 00:38:29,008 Maybe you should not be mixing your meds 795 00:38:29,010 --> 00:38:31,010 -with that stuff-- -That's not really a thing. 796 00:38:31,012 --> 00:38:34,004 Darling, you don't have to worry about that. 797 00:38:34,006 --> 00:38:36,019 God! 798 00:38:37,023 --> 00:38:39,014 You make such a comfortable chair. 799 00:38:39,016 --> 00:38:41,015 -Mom, please just go home. -Ms. Hope, we're just trying-- 800 00:38:41,017 --> 00:38:46,009 I am Mrs. Hope to you, Akeno. I'm still Mrs. fucking Hope. 801 00:38:46,011 --> 00:38:50,002 -Ow! Ow, that really hurts. Oh, let me look at that. 802 00:38:50,004 --> 00:38:51,014 -I'm a doctor. You are? 803 00:39:03,021 --> 00:39:04,021 You okay? 804 00:39:06,019 --> 00:39:08,011 Weirdly, yeah. 805 00:39:08,013 --> 00:39:10,018 This whole night is not what I expected. 806 00:39:10,020 --> 00:39:11,020 Yeah, um... 807 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,018 Look, speaking of unexpected things, 808 00:39:15,020 --> 00:39:17,007 what would you say to... 809 00:39:18,015 --> 00:39:20,006 slipping out of here for an hour? 810 00:39:22,021 --> 00:39:24,022 Come on, you're supposed to not cause a scene, right? 811 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:26,017 If you hang around here... 812 00:39:26,019 --> 00:39:29,013 you might be dragged into one even if you don't want to be. 813 00:39:29,015 --> 00:39:30,020 I'll have you back in an hour. 814 00:39:30,022 --> 00:39:32,020 All right? Nobody will even notice that we're gone. 815 00:39:47,017 --> 00:39:49,015 Excuse me. 816 00:40:01,004 --> 00:40:02,006 It's so good. 817 00:40:02,008 --> 00:40:04,010 Oh, these are gorge. 818 00:40:04,012 --> 00:40:05,006 I'm gonna make it my lock screen. 819 00:40:06,020 --> 00:40:08,002 You were right. 820 00:40:08,004 --> 00:40:09,007 I never should've brought her here. 821 00:40:09,009 --> 00:40:12,007 -What was I thinking? -What were you thinking? 822 00:40:12,009 --> 00:40:14,006 My dad might never talk to me again. 823 00:40:14,008 --> 00:40:16,001 After all he's been through, I'm causing him more pain, 824 00:40:16,003 --> 00:40:17,004 and for what? 825 00:40:18,002 --> 00:40:20,001 Everything was better before she came. 826 00:40:22,012 --> 00:40:25,010 -She has to go. -Glad to have you back, JC. 827 00:40:25,012 --> 00:40:27,012 Where's Obie? I need to show him something. 828 00:40:27,014 --> 00:40:29,012 He left... with her. 829 00:40:30,016 --> 00:40:32,007 Then we move to Plan Z. 830 00:40:32,009 --> 00:40:35,009 They'll have a hard time dating when one of them's grounded till 2026. 831 00:40:42,005 --> 00:40:44,019 You can't be serious. 832 00:40:44,021 --> 00:40:46,003 I listened to what you said. All right? 833 00:40:46,005 --> 00:40:48,023 And if only a fraction of tonight's money 834 00:40:49,001 --> 00:40:50,014 is actually going towards kids getting school supplies, 835 00:40:50,016 --> 00:40:53,000 why not just cut out the middle man and do it ourselves? 836 00:40:53,002 --> 00:40:55,008 Good evening, Mr. Williams. 837 00:40:55,010 --> 00:40:56,016 Thank you for opening back up for us. 838 00:40:56,018 --> 00:40:58,009 We're gonna be doing an obscene amount of shopping tonight. 839 00:40:58,011 --> 00:41:01,017 Like you said on the phone. Let's see the card. 840 00:41:07,005 --> 00:41:08,020 This'd better be real. 841 00:41:08,022 --> 00:41:11,008 -I'm with you, Mr. Williams. -♪ ♪ 842 00:41:11,010 --> 00:41:12,009 Spotted. 843 00:41:12,011 --> 00:41:15,010 Noble O and Lil' Z ditching the big event 844 00:41:15,012 --> 00:41:17,022 for some late night charity of their own. 845 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,021 Has the unthinkable occurred? 846 00:41:19,023 --> 00:41:22,003 Has JC been officially subbed out 847 00:41:22,005 --> 00:41:23,020 for her Samaritan sis? 848 00:41:23,022 --> 00:41:27,010 Or is this just another twist in their Upper East of Eden? 849 00:41:27,012 --> 00:41:29,003 Your move, JC. 850 00:41:29,005 --> 00:41:31,022 Better check your mate before she takes your king. 851 00:41:57,015 --> 00:41:59,005 Did you just leave? -Dad-- 852 00:41:59,007 --> 00:42:00,009 You lied to me. 853 00:42:00,011 --> 00:42:03,001 You lied to the school. Gave her my scholarship! 854 00:42:03,003 --> 00:42:04,020 Publicly shamed her? And for what? 855 00:42:04,022 --> 00:42:07,021 -This isn't like you. -You're right. It's not. 856 00:42:07,023 --> 00:42:09,001 But I'm not the bad guy, 857 00:42:09,003 --> 00:42:11,009 and she's not as innocent as she looks. 858 00:42:11,011 --> 00:42:12,009 Meet us here, and bring him with you. 859 00:42:12,011 --> 00:42:13,023 That way, you can both see for yourselves 860 00:42:14,001 --> 00:42:16,005 who Zoya really is. 861 00:42:39,020 --> 00:42:44,010 Mr. Caparros. Maximus Wolfe, your highest bidder. 862 00:42:44,012 --> 00:42:47,008 -Hope you're worth every penny. 863 00:42:47,010 --> 00:42:50,008 Flattering that you went to so much trouble, Mr. Wolfe. 864 00:42:50,010 --> 00:42:52,009 Should have read the fine print. 865 00:42:52,011 --> 00:42:55,004 Auction items are off-limits to students. 866 00:42:55,006 --> 00:42:57,009 But I'm sure your dads will love their tour. 867 00:43:01,011 --> 00:43:04,001 Maybe I have been going about this the wrong way. 868 00:43:06,008 --> 00:43:08,006 Maybe I should be very, very direct. 869 00:43:09,005 --> 00:43:11,013 I have heard about you. 870 00:43:11,015 --> 00:43:12,007 And I have a lot of questions 871 00:43:12,009 --> 00:43:14,001 that I need answered pretty soon, 872 00:43:14,003 --> 00:43:16,023 or I might explode. 873 00:43:17,001 --> 00:43:20,001 I would think someone like you likes edging. 874 00:43:20,003 --> 00:43:22,015 Oh, I love it, when I know that's what I'm doing. 875 00:43:22,017 --> 00:43:25,003 I think it's safe to say that you'll be edging 876 00:43:25,005 --> 00:43:27,004 -a long time. -How long? 877 00:43:27,006 --> 00:43:29,009 Till graduation. 878 00:43:29,011 --> 00:43:31,013 I told you. I don't fuck my students. 879 00:43:32,012 --> 00:43:34,016 And what happens after graduation? 880 00:43:52,004 --> 00:43:52,023 Are you sure this is our car? 881 00:43:53,001 --> 00:43:54,016 I don't remember it looking like this. 882 00:43:54,018 --> 00:43:56,004 It's a Lyft, Mom. They're all different. 883 00:43:56,006 --> 00:43:57,014 Well, that's not good for brand recognition. 884 00:43:57,016 --> 00:43:59,008 -Okay. Jesus. 885 00:44:02,005 --> 00:44:03,011 I don't even know what I was thinking. 886 00:44:03,013 --> 00:44:05,014 I just wanted her to show up for me for a change. 887 00:44:05,016 --> 00:44:06,023 She tried. 888 00:44:07,001 --> 00:44:08,017 -Maybe cut her a little slack-- -Slack? 889 00:44:08,019 --> 00:44:12,012 Either she doesn't show up for me and I feel terrible, 890 00:44:12,014 --> 00:44:14,007 or she does and I feel even worse. 891 00:44:14,009 --> 00:44:15,020 There's no slack left, in either direction! 892 00:44:15,022 --> 00:44:17,015 I just think something's going on. 893 00:44:17,017 --> 00:44:18,020 The stuff that she said, 894 00:44:18,022 --> 00:44:20,014 -that's not normal behavior. -You don't know her. 895 00:44:20,016 --> 00:44:20,023 Maybe you don't know her either. 896 00:44:21,001 --> 00:44:22,021 Jesus, Aki! 897 00:44:24,006 --> 00:44:26,020 -Whose side are you on? -I'm on no one's side. 898 00:44:26,022 --> 00:44:28,006 I'm just looking at this objectively. 899 00:44:28,008 --> 00:44:31,004 I know, and that's awful. 900 00:44:32,010 --> 00:44:34,014 I need a fucking partner, Aki, not a peacemaker. 901 00:44:35,006 --> 00:44:37,003 So, I don't know... 902 00:44:38,007 --> 00:44:40,001 I don't know how much longer I can do this. 903 00:44:40,003 --> 00:44:41,014 I understand that you're mad. 904 00:44:41,016 --> 00:44:44,010 -But I don't think right here, right now is the time-- -You just did it again. 905 00:44:44,012 --> 00:44:47,016 You can't help it. It's who you are. 906 00:44:47,018 --> 00:44:50,014 And... I don't want to change you. I really don't. 907 00:44:51,023 --> 00:44:53,000 I just... 908 00:44:54,023 --> 00:44:56,008 Audrey, wait. 909 00:44:56,010 --> 00:44:57,012 I don't... 910 00:44:59,015 --> 00:45:01,020 I don't even know what I'm saying right now. I'm sorry. 911 00:45:02,020 --> 00:45:04,013 ♪ ("SATURDAYS" BY TWIN SHADOW PLAYING) ♪ 912 00:45:07,022 --> 00:45:10,013 ♪ This could be the last time ♪ 913 00:45:10,015 --> 00:45:12,014 ♪ That could be the fault line Slipping away ♪ 914 00:45:12,016 --> 00:45:14,010 ♪ This could be Your last line... ♪ 915 00:45:14,012 --> 00:45:16,016 What school are we buying for? 916 00:45:17,010 --> 00:45:19,003 All of them? 917 00:45:19,005 --> 00:45:20,020 ♪ This might be the last ride ♪ 918 00:45:20,022 --> 00:45:24,012 ♪ Every road could fall Right under our feet ♪ 919 00:45:24,014 --> 00:45:26,011 ♪ I'm sinking to the ocean ♪ 920 00:45:27,016 --> 00:45:29,010 ♪ This will be a lost street ♪ 921 00:45:29,012 --> 00:45:32,021 ♪ When you open your eyes It's like ♪ 922 00:45:34,018 --> 00:45:39,002 ♪ Nothing's real ♪ 923 00:45:40,018 --> 00:45:44,005 ♪ When you open your eyes It's like ♪ 924 00:45:46,012 --> 00:45:47,021 ♪ Saturdays ♪ 925 00:45:49,002 --> 00:45:49,022 ♪ When we dance in the dark ♪ 926 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:54,011 ♪ In the room Where it all gets real ♪ 927 00:45:54,013 --> 00:45:56,022 ♪ I know you know how it feels ♪ 928 00:45:57,010 --> 00:45:59,010 ♪ Saturdays ♪ 929 00:46:00,005 --> 00:46:01,020 ♪ When we dance in the dark... ♪ 930 00:46:01,022 --> 00:46:04,008 I'm going after erasers! 931 00:46:10,009 --> 00:46:12,008 What are you waiting for? Go inside! 932 00:46:12,010 --> 00:46:12,019 Fire the silver bullet! 933 00:46:17,003 --> 00:46:19,011 No. 934 00:46:19,013 --> 00:46:22,015 What do you mean, "no"? Look at them, they're on a high! 935 00:46:22,017 --> 00:46:25,010 That's the best place to push someone off of! 936 00:46:25,012 --> 00:46:27,014 I would never do this sort of thing with him. 937 00:46:27,016 --> 00:46:30,019 He would offer, try to be spontaneous. 938 00:46:30,021 --> 00:46:32,015 I'd always say no. 939 00:46:32,017 --> 00:46:35,011 -Well, yeah, because it's gross. -You don't understand. 940 00:46:37,023 --> 00:46:39,003 I've been so stupid. 941 00:46:39,022 --> 00:46:40,017 Julien? 942 00:46:42,010 --> 00:46:44,001 Julien, what's going on? 943 00:46:44,003 --> 00:46:46,016 Where's my daughter? -Dad, I was wrong. She's not here. 944 00:46:46,018 --> 00:46:49,000 -I'm sorry I made you-- -Dad? What're you doing here? 945 00:46:52,008 --> 00:46:53,011 I tried to stop them-- 946 00:46:53,013 --> 00:46:55,016 How could you sneak out on me like this, Z? 947 00:46:55,018 --> 00:46:57,004 You know you're grounded. 948 00:46:57,006 --> 00:47:01,006 I told you no more drama. No more lies. And here we are. 949 00:47:01,014 --> 00:47:03,005 Again. 950 00:47:03,007 --> 00:47:05,006 -Mr. Lott-- -I'm not talking to you, son. 951 00:47:06,014 --> 00:47:08,011 I thought you were trying to rebuild my trust. 952 00:47:08,013 --> 00:47:10,000 More than that, I thought you wanted to. 953 00:47:10,002 --> 00:47:14,006 Dad, please. Okay? I'm sorry. I was just having a little fun. 954 00:47:14,008 --> 00:47:15,010 And if Julien hadn't come here-- 955 00:47:15,012 --> 00:47:17,016 Do not blame your sister for this. 956 00:47:18,007 --> 00:47:20,004 Now she's my sister? 957 00:47:20,006 --> 00:47:22,009 -Of course she is, but-- -No, she's right. 958 00:47:22,011 --> 00:47:23,020 We're not sisters. 959 00:47:23,022 --> 00:47:26,004 You never wanted us to be, so we never were. 960 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,016 Besides, a sister wouldn't do what I just did, right? 961 00:47:34,014 --> 00:47:35,014 Let's go. 962 00:48:19,008 --> 00:48:20,008 Hi. 963 00:48:27,011 --> 00:48:30,000 -I don't know what came over me. -It's fine. 964 00:48:30,002 --> 00:48:32,003 No. I do. I do know what... 965 00:48:36,017 --> 00:48:39,003 I haven't been completely honest with you. 966 00:48:40,007 --> 00:48:43,004 The trip to Laos wasn't to check on the factories. 967 00:48:43,006 --> 00:48:44,007 It was to close them. 968 00:48:45,013 --> 00:48:45,020 -What? 969 00:48:48,014 --> 00:48:50,007 We're filing for Chapter 11 this week. 970 00:48:52,021 --> 00:48:55,014 -I tried to push it off. -I... 971 00:48:56,015 --> 00:48:58,008 -I had no idea. -Oh, I didn't want you to know. 972 00:49:01,002 --> 00:49:03,005 And once I told you, then it'd be real. 973 00:49:04,007 --> 00:49:05,005 Well, um... 974 00:49:07,009 --> 00:49:08,006 It's gonna be okay. I know it will. 975 00:49:08,008 --> 00:49:10,010 Yeah. Maybe. 976 00:49:13,002 --> 00:49:14,019 A lot of things are gonna have to change. 977 00:49:17,001 --> 00:49:18,011 They're already changing, Mom. 978 00:49:20,016 --> 00:49:21,017 Come here. 979 00:49:22,014 --> 00:49:23,014 It's okay. 980 00:49:29,016 --> 00:49:32,008 I thought you were leaving. 981 00:49:32,010 --> 00:49:34,000 Yeah, sorry. I couldn't find my tie. 982 00:49:34,002 --> 00:49:37,000 Thank you, by the way. I was pretty pent up. 983 00:49:37,012 --> 00:49:39,010 I could tell. 984 00:49:40,010 --> 00:49:42,001 Guess I was, too. 985 00:49:42,003 --> 00:49:47,012 Hey, don't tell anyone anything about this, okay? 986 00:49:47,020 --> 00:49:49,002 Okay. 987 00:50:01,009 --> 00:50:02,010 Fuck. 988 00:50:09,007 --> 00:50:12,019 -I know what you're gonna say-- -Actually, I don't think you do. 989 00:50:17,003 --> 00:50:20,006 It was wrong to keep you and Zoya apart. 990 00:50:20,008 --> 00:50:23,000 When somebody wants something and you keep it from them, 991 00:50:23,002 --> 00:50:24,006 they only want more. 992 00:50:24,023 --> 00:50:27,012 And if they don't get it, 993 00:50:27,014 --> 00:50:30,017 they act out and they do crazy things. 994 00:50:30,019 --> 00:50:33,006 Things that they never thought they were capable of. 995 00:50:33,008 --> 00:50:36,011 The sort of stuff that I did when Nick took your mom from me. 996 00:50:38,003 --> 00:50:40,008 I was not my best self. And... 997 00:50:43,014 --> 00:50:45,021 that is the last thing that I want for you. 998 00:50:49,007 --> 00:50:51,023 Now, I am still coming to terms 999 00:50:52,001 --> 00:50:54,022 with you bringing them back into our lives like this, 1000 00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:57,002 but you connected with them for a reason. 1001 00:51:00,006 --> 00:51:05,003 And I'm guessing that it has nothing to do with me 1002 00:51:05,005 --> 00:51:07,000 or with Nick, and everything to do with your mom. 1003 00:51:09,021 --> 00:51:10,022 She would have loved that. 1004 00:51:21,002 --> 00:51:22,000 This is so great. 1005 00:51:22,021 --> 00:51:24,017 Oh! Hey, where have you been? 1006 00:51:24,019 --> 00:51:26,008 We've been texting congrats all morning! 1007 00:51:26,010 --> 00:51:28,022 -For what? -For whatever you did to Zoya last night. 1008 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:31,004 It worked. She's withdrawing from Constance. 1009 00:51:31,006 --> 00:51:31,017 What? 1010 00:51:31,019 --> 00:51:34,003 -When? -Right now. 1011 00:51:34,005 --> 00:51:34,023 Look. 1012 00:51:37,005 --> 00:51:38,015 Where are you going? 1013 00:51:38,017 --> 00:51:40,000 I ordered Jell-O shots from Instagram. 1014 00:51:49,019 --> 00:51:52,002 Wait. 1015 00:51:52,004 --> 00:51:53,007 -No, no. -Oh. my God! 1016 00:51:53,009 --> 00:51:54,015 I just-- 1017 00:51:54,017 --> 00:51:56,008 -She's waiting for you, Mr. Lott. Zoya, let's go. 1018 00:51:56,010 --> 00:51:58,005 Please don't make Zoya leave because of what I did. 1019 00:51:58,007 --> 00:52:01,010 He's not making me do anything. It was my decision. 1020 00:52:01,012 --> 00:52:02,023 Look, I didn't come here to hurt anybody. Especially not you. 1021 00:52:05,009 --> 00:52:08,019 I think it's best for all of us if I find a new school. 1022 00:52:10,023 --> 00:52:12,001 Can we have a minute? 1023 00:52:16,023 --> 00:52:19,006 You and me, we have a connection. 1024 00:52:19,008 --> 00:52:22,008 It's why we did all this in the first place, right? 1025 00:52:22,010 --> 00:52:24,015 I mean, yeah, but-- -But we blew it. 1026 00:52:25,015 --> 00:52:27,016 Okay, mostly I blew it, but... 1027 00:52:28,018 --> 00:52:30,002 ...I'm not ready to give up yet. 1028 00:52:31,015 --> 00:52:32,018 Don't leave. 1029 00:52:37,014 --> 00:52:39,002 Julien Elizabeth. 1030 00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:41,004 Zoya Jane. 1031 00:52:42,016 --> 00:52:44,004 If I were to stay-- if-- 1032 00:52:46,017 --> 00:52:49,000 I'd need to be able to be honest about who I am... 1033 00:52:50,003 --> 00:52:51,003 and what I want. 1034 00:52:55,014 --> 00:52:56,010 Last night showed me something. 1035 00:52:56,012 --> 00:52:59,011 I knew it the second I saw you in that store. 1036 00:52:59,013 --> 00:53:03,002 All Obie ever wanted was for me to share in what he cares about. 1037 00:53:03,004 --> 00:53:04,005 And I never could. 1038 00:53:06,018 --> 00:53:08,008 But you do. 1039 00:53:08,010 --> 00:53:11,005 He and I don't fit anymore. It hurts, but... 1040 00:53:13,003 --> 00:53:14,009 I won't interfere. 1041 00:53:16,011 --> 00:53:18,011 Not again. Say you'll stay. 1042 00:53:19,003 --> 00:53:19,005 Please? 1043 00:53:22,015 --> 00:53:25,001 -Maybe. -No maybes. 1044 00:53:25,003 --> 00:53:28,011 "Maybe" sucks. I need a yes for a change. 1045 00:53:33,012 --> 00:53:35,008 "Hell yes"? 1046 00:53:37,015 --> 00:53:41,002 You often hear it said, "People don't change." 1047 00:53:41,004 --> 00:53:44,016 They can grow, they can learn, but change? 1048 00:53:44,018 --> 00:53:46,005 -Not gonna happen. -♪ ("ONCE UPON A TIME" BY SHAED PLAYING) ♪ 1049 00:53:46,007 --> 00:53:49,017 Why do we tell ourselves this? 1050 00:53:49,019 --> 00:53:52,014 What safety is there in clinging to the belief 1051 00:53:52,016 --> 00:53:56,007 that what makes us who we are needs to stay the same forever? 1052 00:53:56,009 --> 00:54:01,006 ♪ Once upon a time We were gonna fall in love ♪ 1053 00:54:01,008 --> 00:54:05,014 The world around us changes each second. And yet... 1054 00:54:05,016 --> 00:54:06,023 ♪ We were so sure... ♪ 1055 00:54:07,001 --> 00:54:09,023 ...we're slow to accept we have to do the same. 1056 00:54:11,008 --> 00:54:14,018 But just as every maybe transforms into a yes 1057 00:54:14,020 --> 00:54:17,012 -or no, eventually... -♪ I tried and tried To warn you ♪ 1058 00:54:17,014 --> 00:54:19,012 ...things do change. 1059 00:54:19,014 --> 00:54:22,023 -♪ That I could fall apart ♪ And we do, too, 1060 00:54:23,001 --> 00:54:24,016 whether we want to or not. 1061 00:54:24,018 --> 00:54:26,010 ♪ All of my walls ♪ 1062 00:54:26,012 --> 00:54:30,011 -♪ Came crashing down on me ♪ 1063 00:54:30,013 --> 00:54:31,021 Well, look at that. 1064 00:54:31,023 --> 00:54:33,005 We're verified. 1065 00:54:34,017 --> 00:54:36,020 She even shared your post from the other night 1066 00:54:36,022 --> 00:54:38,018 and apologized for calling you a liar. 1067 00:54:38,020 --> 00:54:42,006 -It's still working. -Everything in its right place. 1068 00:54:42,008 --> 00:54:43,022 What about Zoya's secret? 1069 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,021 Let's hope I never have to use it. 1070 00:54:46,023 --> 00:54:48,011 A word of warning, though. 1071 00:54:48,013 --> 00:54:50,019 Now that I've changed into who I was meant to be, 1072 00:54:50,021 --> 00:54:54,015 I'm watching even more closely. 1073 00:54:54,017 --> 00:54:56,020 So don't go changing to try and please me. 1074 00:54:56,022 --> 00:55:00,021 I see you just the way you are. 1075 00:55:00,023 --> 00:55:02,006 And I'll make sure you see it, too. 1076 00:55:03,020 --> 00:55:05,018 That's what friends are for. 1077 00:55:06,006 --> 00:55:07,007 XOXO, 1078 00:55:09,002 --> 00:55:10,006 Gossip Girl.